Who Will Save Us From A Horrible Summer Of Movies


 

Thor is out this weekend and it looks as though it’s going to be a keeper based on some early reviews. In the local paper it was given the “Swim” tag over the “Sink” tag. With the hoopla and 7-11 cups being distributed from convenience stores, can Thor save us from an early movie venturing death this summer?

Listed below Are The Summer Movies Being Released Soon

Some of the movies here in the list will have the moniker “Sink” tied to them for obvious signs of the usual overacting and weak plot.

Movie

Release Date

Rating

Thor

5/6/11

Swim

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

5/20/11

Swim

The Hangover Pt. 2

5/26/11

Sink

Kung-Fu Panda 2

5/26/11

Swim

The Tree Of Life

5/26/11

Swim

The Beaver

5/27/11

Sink

X-Men: First Class

6/3/11

Sink

Judy Moody

6/10/11

Swim

Super 8

6/10/11

Sink

Mr. Popper’s Penguins

6/17/11

Sink

Green Lantern

6/17/11

Swim

Cars 2

6/24/11

Sink

Bad Teacher

6/24/11

Swim

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

7/1/11

Sink

Larry Crowne

7/1/11

Swim

Zookeeper

7/8/11

Sink

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt 2

7/15/11

Swim

Captain America

7/22/11

Swim

Cowboys & aliens

7/29/11

Sink

The Smurfs

7/29/11

Sink

 

All in all it looks like we may have a decent summer for movies. Now if only we can afford the gasoline to get to the theater. But that’s a whole different story altogether.

Will you attempt to see any of these box office bonanzas this summer? Let me know in the comments box below.