Keeping Your Opt-Ins Relevant And Secure


It is essential that you keep your list clean and manageable. Arrange it by using the many tools and technologies available for your opt-in list. Do not worry; your investment in this marketing strategy is well worth it with all the coverage you will get which will likely be converted into sales then to profit.

Keep yourself and your business out of trouble and potential run-ins with the law and the internet service providers. Keep your operation legit and clean. Your reputation as a legitimate businessman and a legitimate site depends on your being a straight and true marketing strategist. As a tip, here are three things to avoid when emailing your list.

1) Take notice of your unsuccessful sends. These are the e-mails that bounce. Bounced emails, also known as undeliverable messages, are those messages that, for whatever reason, were not successfully received by the intended recipient.

There are bounces that happen or occur because the server was busy at that time but can still be delivered in another time. There are also bounces because the inbox of the recipient is full at that time. There are those bounce messages that are simply undeliverable ever. The reason for this is that it may be an invalid email address, a misspelled email address, or an email address that was abandoned and erased already. And keep in mind the news articles and commercials about “reputable” services like “freecreditreport”‘s and such since most of these services can sometimes be used for phishing. The lifelock tool has been the best in my own words of those services that keeps everything in perspective while providing substantial protection for your clients and listees.

Who Are Your children Talking To?


Parenting is, no doubt, one of the most stressful, difficult jobs you will ever do. But, it can be the most rewarding as well, if you are diligent. The world, unfortunately, will do more to make the job harder than it will to help you. Sometimes, raising children feels more like being a bodyguard as we keep our eyes open and our head constantly swiveling looking for potential harm or danger. We never want to let our guard down, because it’s so easy for our inexperienced kids to wander into trouble before they realize what they’re doing.

Some parents have run into important ethical questions in the course of raising their children, and have had to decide where the line must be drawn between their kids’ privacy and their own duty as parents. We know the importance of raising a child to make his or her own decisions and to learn from his or her own mistakes, but we also know that some mistakes can be too costly to allow our children to make them.
For example, what would you do as a parent if you stumbled across some unknown and unexplained number on your child’s cell phone? You’ve tried to maintain an open line of communication and you think you know all of your child’s friends. They all come up on the Caller ID with their names and pictures, a feature your child is especially proud of.

So who is this mystery caller? Is it possible your child is mixed up in something he doesn’t want you to know about? What if it’s serious? Is it drugs, or cheating at school, who knows? Now what do you do? Well, the ethics of the situation leave room for deciding, and could paralyze you from taking action. But, if your gut decision is that, in this instance, your child’s safety is more important than their privacy, you have a few choices about how to proceed. You could confront your child and demand an explanation. But this puts them in the position of needing to either reveal something they don’t want to (and wondering how many other things you’ve snooped into,) or lying to you, growing the problem.
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Reach Out And Fling Someone – Years Later


We meet so many people over the course of our lifetime, and forge so many varied relationships with them, that when we try to recall even a fraction of the faces and names we’ve learned, we fail. But all of us have a special catalogue deep in our memories, set aside for that special list of truly close friends that we will never forget. These people resonate with us nearly as strongly years after we last laid eyes on them as they did when we were hanging out on a regular basis.

And that’s why, when we accidentally run into them, we think nothing of grabbing them into a big hug or a strong, hearty handshake and a slap on the back, and potentially spend an unexpected hour or more catching up on where they’ve been and what they’ve been doing all these years. Some people go to extensive measures to reach across the gap of years to try to locate old friends like this, even hiring private investigators to try to locate the person wherever they may be living in the country. This can be very expensive and time consuming, considering the time and effort involved in tracing someone’s whereabouts.

But, many people are interested in finding out that the Internet provides dozens of websites that make this locating work much easier and faster. For example, since November 2003 the FCC has made it possible for individuals who switch cell phone companies to maintain their cell phone numbers as they move. This means that, at least for the last few years, someone’s cell phone number is likely unchanged.

So how does that translate into locating an old friend? If you still have their cell phone number written down somewhere, or even still have it programmed in your phone (which you also haven’t changed,) you can go to a reverse cell phone lookup site. For a modest fee, you can plug in the number and verify if your old friend still owns that number, where they live, and even some important facts about them through public records! This is just one example of the locating capabilities of the Internet. Imagine the joyful surprise reunion that could be planned using this technology!

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Paypal Needs Me To Update My Information – Is Yours Updated


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Professor Soludo I’m Coming To Steal Your Soul


Do you think I’m a winner too?

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA
ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swlift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
FOREIGN REMITTANCE
DIRECT LINE: 234-803-222-6893

IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009

We have this Jan 2008 received a payment credit instruction from the Federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.

This is to notify you that your funds have been programmed for immediate release into your nominated bank account but we can not transfer this fund direct to your nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.

Be informed that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through diplomatic services has been made, note that your funds have been packaged like a consignment.

Note that the Diplomatic Agency has to move down to your Country in order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep you have to help the diplomats to get (Yellow Tag Paper) so that the customs and immigration will not stop them in Airport.

Sir/Ma for security reason you are advice to follow the rules and regulation of the diplomats for easy collection of the consignment, you have to welcome the diplomatic agent, to enable them deliver the Consignment to you immediately, be informed that as soon as the diplomats obtain the Above Name Certificate they will deliver the Consignment to your door step.

This consignment have been registered with FBI and there is no course for alarm because this is the best way that you can get your fund without any problem due to the numerous scam activities on the internet, it is not safe to sent bank information anymore, so that is why we choose this method to effect your Contract payment through a consignment and you are advice to provide all information so that there will not be any further delay in your payment.

We are sorry for the delays in your contract payment please bear with us. However, you are to reconfirm to us the following information so that the consignment does not go to the wrong person on this emaill address (c.soludo38@yahoo.es )

Your Full Name: ______________________________
Your Complete Address:________________________
Name of City of Residence:____________________
Country:______________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:______________________
Mobile Number:________________________________
AGE :_________________________________________
Fax Number:___________________________________
Occupation: ________________________________
Nearest airport:______________________________

Note that as soon as the diplomatic arrive to your country they will give you a call immediately to enable you help them to get (Yellow Tag Paper).Also all documents will be released to you to protect you from any branch ofthe law.

Note that this payment will commence immediately receive your information immediately This is to remind you that wil has a transit to London and finally to arrive at your Country as the last destination on their diplomatic travel route this week.

Yours in service,

Professor Charles Soludo
Executive Governor Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
Private Emaill address(c.soludo38@yahoo.es)
DIRECT LINE: 234-803-222-6893

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Mark Philip Needs My Investment Help – Not!!


Dear Sir/Madam

I am searching for a reliable person to be a partner to my distinguish Client (a politician). I just stumbled on your email and think it would Interest and benefit you immensely. My client wants to invest in your country and have just mandated me to search for a reliable Person to represent his interest.

I would want your opinion on the kind of Investment that is lucrative in your country without much taxes and how you would help in moving an amount running into millions of $ into your country without difficulties. Please provide your private phone number and email address so that we can discuss further details.

I await your response

Regards

Mark Phillip

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The Sweetest Rejection Letter Around


Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

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