Coke – It’s Not What’s For Breakfast – For A Reason

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl & let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola, into the baking pan, wrap the ham in a aluminum foil and bake. 30 minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with Coke for sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Info:

• The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
• To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrated) the commercial tuck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
• The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke??

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Webbies That Suffer From True “ED”

Finally found a site with a video that truly shows what a real “ED” malfunction is. Tonight I’m hoping to get a new stethoscope to use for my blood pressure screenings also.

I Can Blow Rings Around You

Do you yearn to blow smoke rings with your cigar like a pro? Stogie aficionados often speak of the ceremony-like deliberateness of smoking a good cigar. Blowing smoke rings is the mark of a smoker who enjoys the smooth and relaxing effects of smoking. But how do you blow a good smoke ring? Some argue that it cannot be taught—that it will simply come to you with time and practice. Regardless, here are a few tips to get you going.

Veteran smokers note that in order to blow a good smoke ring, you will need to create dense smoke. Draw a deep, dense smoke puff into your mouth. Hold the smoke there and then open your mouth slowly and deliberately. Open your mouth, shaping your lips into a rounded ‘O.’ and pull your tongue back as you expel the smoke.

Keep in mind that you are not exhaling the smoke, but simply pushing it out of your mouth. Also keep in mind that this maneuver will not work if there is even a slight breeze in the air. Make sure you try it in a location with still calm air.

Simple Ways To Terminate Google’s Adsense

Google, being the undisputed leader in search engines from then until now, is placing a high importance on the quality and relevancy of its search engines. Most especially now that the company is public property. In order to keep the shareholders and users of its engines happy, the quality of the returned results are given extreme importance.

For this same reason, doing the wrong things in the Adsense and other forms of advertisements, whether intentionally or unintentionally, will result in a severe penalty, may get you banned and even have your account terminated. Nothing like a good action taken to keep wrongdoers from doing the same things over again.

So for those who are thinking of getting a career in Adsense, do not just think of the strategies you will be using to generate more earnings. Consider some things first before you actually get involved.

Hidden texts. Filling your advertisement page with texts to small to read, has the same color as the background and using css for the sole purpose of loading them with rich keywords content and copy will earn you a penalty award that is given to those who are hiding links.

Page cloaking. There is a common practice of using browser or bot sniffers to serve the bots of a different page other than the page your visitors will see. Loading a page with a bot that a human user will never see is a definite no-no. This is tricking them to click on something that you want but they may not want to go to.

Multiple submissions. Submitting multiple copies of your domain and pages is another thing to stay away from. For example, trying to submit a URL of an Adsense as two separate URL’s is the same as inviting trouble and even termination. Likewise, this is a reason to avoid auto submitters for those who are receiving submissions. Better check first if your domain is submitted already an a certain search engine before you try to submit to it again. If you see it there, then move on. No point contemplating whether to try and submit there again.

Link farms. Be wary of who and what are you linking your Adsense to. The search engines know that you cannot control your links in. But you can certainly control what you link to. Link farming has always been a rotten apple in the eyes of search engines, especially Google. That is reason enough to try and avoid them. Having a link higher than 100 on a single page will classify you as a link farm so try and not to make them higher than that.

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Letter Sent To Knuckle Dragger Politicians

June 17, 2008

Dear Sen. Mel Martinez (R FL),
Sen. Bill Nelson (D FL),
Rep. Gus Bilirakis (R FL-9),

The United States has vast oil and gas resources both onshore and offshore that are currently illegal to develop and therefore inaccessible.

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 38 BILLION BARRELS of undeveloped oil resources (19 billion barrels onshore and 18.92 billion offshore.)

U.S. law also prohibits the development of approximately 180 TRILLION CUBIC FEET of undeveloped natural gas resources (94.5 trillion cubic feet onshore and 85.7 trillion cubic feet offshore.)

By joining this petition I hereby request that the U.S. Congress vote to repeal these laws and enact new laws that encourage the immediate exploration for and extraction of oil and natural gas in the United States.

I am tired of other countries dictating what I will be paying at the pump for a gallon of gas.

We have elected you to act in our best interests. Clearly, we believe drilling here and drilling now is in our best interests.

Count me among the 73% of American people who believe that with appropriate safeguards to protect the environment, we should drill for oil off America’s coasts and in Alaska to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.

Sincerely,

Above is the letter that me and 13,000+ other highly pissed off Floridians sent to our politicians living it up in Washington, DC. At the behest of a local radio show, I felt I had to do something. Presently, these damn gas prices are impeding my progress toward continuing on with my med school education. Feel free to do the same for your own reps in Congress and the Senate.

Finally Found A Great Client To Merge Social Networks

I recently found my niche in a site for making a comprehensive trail of my network activities. The service i like to use for not only commenting and twittering is the FriendFeed Network. The great idea behind this is the fact that “you” as the user have the options to enable and disable feeds from up to 35 different networks. Also, the “like” and “comment” functions for all your contacts are really intuitive and easy to maneuver through.

BTW, use the embedded link to subscribe to my activities found in the Social Media Universe.

Finally a Remote Asset Tagger

Netsimplicity has come up with the ultimate in remote operations inventory control. This unique tool for asset management and recovery allows a remote user to be able to track individual property tags via the web. this is a really good idea for large companies that may have extensive fleets of field operatives and may be have remote offices with furniture and other valuable pieces of inventory. Imagine being able to allow the distant project manager to just scan a bar code or an entire room layout and keep track of what is on hand at each location. Look over the features of this asset recovery software and give it a try. There is a 30 day free trial available for those that need this type of tool.

PGD – Any Clue As To What It Is?

Preimplantation genetic diagnosis is sometimes additionally referred to as preimplantation testing. This is apparently a added authentic description back we do abounding added types of testing besides genetic testing.PGD stands for Preimplantation genetic diagnosis Recently the Society for Assisted Reproductive Technologies and the American Society for Reproductive Medicine recommended the use of the afterward terms
Preimplantation testing,Preimplantation genetic diagnosis and Preimplantation screening.
PGD is an abundant added arguable technology than IVF. It can be acclimated for things such as gender alternative and alternative of embryos for tissue typing. Many world governing bodies do not accept that these technologies should be allowed. Because of this, these techniques are not acceptable to be politicians that are actively trying to debate and or stop these procedures from being widely dispersed and discussed.

Lake Buena Vista Resorts – The Jewel of Orlando

Lake Buena Vista Hotels and Resorts is the best to stay in for all of your extravagant and luxurious hotle surroundings,. Whenever I get an inkling to travel down to Orlando I look for the most opulent and more established places to stay in. And this resort with all of its accommodations and location to all of the Orlando attractions have made it a welcome site for the 2008 American Urological Association’s Meeting and convention this year. Not only is the hotel placed smack dab in the center of Orlando all of the more mature attractions can be visited by those convention guests looking for a more risque or adult theme of entertainment. Just a half-mile from Downtown Disney® Pleasure Island and minutes to
the Orlando Convention Center, SeaWorld®, Universal Studios®, and the
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Rethinking the Back To School Option

The truth of the matter is that you really can’t go wrong when it comes to going back to college and getting or finishing your degree. You can increase your earning potential, your promotion potential, and most importantly your self-image. There is something about having a degree that makes you feel better about yourself and your ability to provide for your family. Even if you never actually use your degree for anything other than a plaque on the wall, you will have the knowledge that you accomplished something that only a small percentage of the population ever gets around to completing. Even having a little problem with getting your studies completed. Most colleges have tutor services available.